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This Strip Club Offered Free Private Rooms To Students Studying For Finals…But No One Showed Up

By / 06.13.14

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Apparently the economy has taken its toll on strip clubs, making club owners turn to a slightly younger demographic; college students. Yep, the strip club Show Palace in New York City has recently been promoting themselves as a place to study during finals week. Right now you’re thinking “But wait, aren’t strip clubs sorta…loud?” Well yes indeed they are, but no need to worry about that because Show Palace took that into account and made sure that students got private rooms. Not only do you get your own little quiet study cubby, but also a naked lady who may or may not be able to help you study for that orgo exam (my bet is on not). For some unexplainable and completely not-obvious reason, not a single person showed up for the promotion. Not one. You’d think that at least the creepy kid in the back of lecture who spends class looking at porn would take up on this, but I guess academics > sexy times in NYC.

Check out the video below.

Via Elite Daily


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About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.

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