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Blacked out at the bar, came back to my dorm room to profusely puke up my night’s drinking. I then passed out and was woken up to some bittersweet gravity-bongs, then proceeded to go back to sleep. When I entered my dorm room there was multiple women who were just down to fuck. They then asked if I wanted to have a foursome, so I said fuck yes! We all got naked and it began to get out of control (in a good way), then I got a knock on the door. My other buddy, Mike, came in extremely confused. He then proceeded to turn it into a fivesome, and it was truly a dream come true.
After a wild night of sexual activity, we went skinny dipping at the river, and ended the night banging all of them in the shower (again). So yea, that’s an unbelievable foursome/fivesome story for ya. Please post.
Yes sir! Now what are you going to do for me? Millennials. So fucking entitled. Okay. Truck sex time? Truck sex time.
Last summer, I had met this girl in the gym. We talked and hung out a few times, until one night we were drinking with a few friends. Things started to get heated and we moved to a more private area. Being that I was at my buddy’s house, I decided my truck was the best spot. There was barely room for two people, but somehow we managed to stay in there for two hours getting wild until I literally couldn’t bust anymore. She asked if she could stay the night at my house, even though I had work the next morning. So I take her back to my place where we proceed to do it yet again and pass out.
I woke up at 5 AM panicking that I had not set an alarm and woke her up in the process. Good news is, she woke up horny. We fucked a few more times and passed out again. Finally, I wake up in time to go to work and she starts blowing me before I get ready to leave. I realize that I should just call into work, so mid-blowjob I call my boss and tell him I’m sick and that I cannot make it to work. We fuck a few more times before we hop in the shower and wash away all the sweat. I proceed to make her breakfast and give her a ride home. All told, we probably had sex a good dozen times, with countless blowjobs worked in.
No. No, you did not have sex 12 times in 12 hours with countless blowjobs worked in. No one has done that.
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