Life
by Lance Pauker on August 1, 2012

The brew contains Creatine, Guarana, Lycii Berries, Kola Nut, Gingko, Matcha Tea, Maca Powder, and (drumroll please) anabolic steroids. All eight substnaces are currently banned by the International Olympic Committee, as well as people who don't hang out behind Gold's Gym parking lots at 3am.

It should be noted that anabolic steroids were only included in the test samples, and cannot be legally purchased. Obviously, this means the beer is totally healthy and good for you, and may as well be featured at Trader Joe's. 

So, are you not a man until you pound mad “Never Mind the Anabolics?” Sound off in the Bromments. 

[H/T: War Against Work]

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