Stephen Hawking Says Women Are The Biggest Mystery In The Universe

Chicks, man. What do they want? Do they want it all, or the D, or how about all that D?

I don’t know, and neither do you.

Worry not though, because even the biggest brain on planet Earth can’t figure them out. Stephen Hawking, a man who has a grasp on the theoretical that would leave us all quivering in the fetal position if we could ever fully comprehend it, says the biggest mystery in the universe is neither quarks, nor gravitational waves, nor even spacetime itself.

It’s women.

Here’s what he had to say in a Reddit AMA:

Asked what the one mystery in life he found most intriguing was, he replied: ‘Women. My PA reminds me that although I have a PhD in physics, women should remain a mystery.’

So don’t feel bad if you can’t decode that text tonight. Neither could Steve Hawk.

[Via The Daily Mail]