Life
by Rebecca Martinson on July 8, 2014

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I don’t get it. Those shoes are FUG. Who the hell wears bright red high-tops in public besides Kanye West? No one, so why the fuck are they worth $5,000? Because his name is on them? Barf. Barf everywhere. Aside from how busted those shoes are, it’s incredibly depressing to see how many people are willing to jack shoes off of a homeless dude, with one guy even saying “Uhh well I was gonna put it in my college fund and I thought the homeless guy was gonna use it for alcohol sooo…” Yeah okay fine, but you’re still an asshole. And as for the lady that tries to stop one of the would-be thieves, she sucks too. Why? Because she’s being a royal bitch about the entire thing. Everyone in this is an awful person, minus the homeless dude pranking everyone.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.