There’s nothing quite like seeing a bunch of hot girls spray “liquid ass” perfume into their faces and then do their best to keep a straight face. It’s like that thing where your girlfriend overcooks dinner to the point where literally everything on the table tastes like dry-rubbed buffalo dick and you have to sit there and pretend she’s the next Gordon Ramsay on steroids; you do it to be nice, but goddamn if you don’t try and feed it to your dog under the table when she isn’t looking.
This is where I tie all of that back into poop perfume, but I’m lazy so that’s not happening so The End.