Michele Chu is currently studying at the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, and she’s about to make a billion dollars if (and when) her new product takes off. The product she’s looking to take to market is a spray-on condom, and if it takes off it could be the hottest thing to hit the bedroom since spermicidal lubricant…because that was totally awesome back in the 90’s…or so I’ve heard. When I first came across news of a ‘spray-on condom’ I thought to myself: “what kind of idiot uses condoms?!?!?!?” but then I settled down a little, and realized that some people just enjoy sh*tty sex.
News of the spray-on condom’s already catching fire worldwide, and people are sort of ‘putting the p*ssy on a pedestal’ with this one. Why? I have no idea. I cannot fathom a worse invention. If someone were to approach me on the street and ask “Hey Cass, if you had to come up with one product that’d completely ruin any sort of heat in the bedroom what would it be?” I’d probably tell you some sort of spray that I shot at my d*ck prior to coitus….That said, some people are buying in to the hype. The Mirror UK reports:
A revolutionary spray-on condom which will work in a similar fashion to a deodorant can may just change the way you have sex forever.
The concept, designed by student Michele Chu, is aimed at making contraception easier and more fun for users.
Currently studying at Pratt Institute in New York, Chu has named her design Girlplay.
Male users are told to spray the can onto their erect penis and wait for up to two minutes before engaging in sexual activity.
By then, a seal will have taken form around their penis meaning they’re good to go.
It removes the need for different sizes of condom, but also works for women.
Female users can lie down, squat or sit while spraying Girlplay on their vagina.
Likewise with male users, they then wait for two minutes before continuing.
Chu said: “These spray-on condoms are made for the perfect fit, and function like spray-on bandages in the marketplace today.
Only in Brooklyn would such a sh*tty product be borne….