I’m not exactly a bug guy. The whole creepy, crawly, nasty-looking creatures just make me a little unsettling.
So, this? Oh, if I ever saw this in person, I would absolutely shit my pants.
After a mummy spider was, assumed to be, just chilling up against a wall, it suddenly unleashed hundreds of baby spiders, proving why big mama spider didn’t flinch when the person filming walked all up on it—because she was giving birth.
With the little spiders running all over the place, this has proved three things:
- I still hate spiders
- I feel like something’s crawling all over me
- I need a fresh pair of undies.
Fuck you, spiders, you’ve caused me more fear than I want to deal with today.