The Awkward Moment That Spider-Man Gives Himself A Concussion At A Children’s Birthday Party

Spider-Man here is giving these kids at a birthday party in Argentina a killer show. Peter Parkour is jumping off the walls and doing really non-superhero-y things. That’s when he does a flip but lands on his face and concussed himself. Despite Spider-Man probably never slinging a web or walking on his own again, that doesn’t stop these lil kids from pointing and laughing at his motionless body.

Those aren’t your Spidey Senses tingling, that’s the paralyzation taking over your body.

This is what happens when you purchase the bargain basement Spider-Man. Should have splurged for the superhero impersonator that had 4 star reviews on Yelp. That guy wouldn’t have died and ruined this fun birthday bash. “Do you mind if I perform some flips for the kids?” “Sure knock yourself out.”

I hope one of the birthday presents was a lifetime of psychological counseling because these young children are going to need it after seeing a lifeless Spider-Man get hauled out on a stretcher.

How would you like to be the parent has to make the announcement, “Spider-Man is dead kids. The party is over. Don’t forget to take your goodie bags on the way out.”

Hopefully it turned out as well for Spider-Man as it did for this entertainer.