That's right, folks, the dead cannibal, zombie, bath salt enthusiast came back from the dead to write a review on Yelp of what it was like to eat that dude's face under the causeway in Miami Beach. That review --which was categorized under "live/raw food" -- has since been deleted by the caring humans over at Yelp. But thanks to the degenerates at Uproxx, Rudy's thoughtful review will live on forever. Full screenshot of his dining experience is below.
Call me crazy, but I think the guy that writes under @Dadboner on Twitter is behind this review. Had he mentioned the bold flavors of that guy's face, I'd be certain of it.