This Saturday, March 5, is Hoboken's annual drunken, debaucherous St. Patrick's day celebration. One party host is looking to up the ante at this year's festivities with an extra special, weeee little person to MC and "grand marshal" the revelry. The "leprechaun" will also "participate in a Lucky Charms eating contest" "skip like a silly goose each and every time House of Pain is played," and "sample the variety of poon at the party." The host also promises the little guy "will not be tossed." Check out the ad below, via Perez Solomon.

For the doubters, here's the original post on Craigslist.