STOP Whatever You’re Doing And Watch This Soccer-Playing Cockatoo That Dances When It Scores

The ESPY Awards were nice and fun and even touching at times, but yo, it wasn’t complete.

How could it POSSIBLY be complete without this soccer-playing cockatoo that completely ROCKS OUT when he scores a goal?

How long were the ESPYs? What? Three hours? At least half of that should have been dedicated to this cockatoo. I’m not even joking. In fact, I could probably watch it for all three hours. Best bird ever.

H/T SportsGrid