The ESPY Awards were nice and fun and even touching at times, but yo, it wasn’t complete.
How could it POSSIBLY be complete without this soccer-playing cockatoo that completely ROCKS OUT when he scores a goal?
How long were the ESPYs? What? Three hours? At least half of that should have been dedicated to this cockatoo. I’m not even joking. In fact, I could probably watch it for all three hours. Best bird ever.
H/T SportsGrid