Australia. The Florida of crazy animal stories. Like this one, where a snake at a fucking crocodile whole.
Think about that for a second. Now read as I repeat what I wrote above. A snake ate a fucking crocodile. Whole. A snake swallowed an entire crocodile.
According to ABC, this went down at Lake Moondarra in Queensland (in Northeastern Australia). The battle lasted nearly five hours before the croc succumbed. Then, it took the snake 15 minutes to swallow it, producing these amazing photos.
Yea. In case you are wondering, that last one is of the snake, with a whole crocodile inside itself.
Fucking Australia, dude. Do not go there if you’d like to live.
[Images via Marvin Miller]