At the beginning of the summer, we offered Ardi Rizal -- an Indonesian toddler deemed "too unfit to run around with other children" thanks to a two-packs-a-day smoking habit -- a rather lucrative incentive package to quit smoking. The swag included an internship, Liquid Flow shorts, a case of Smirnoff Ice when he turns 21 (hey, it was cool at the time), and VIP backstage passes to BroBible's Summer Kick-Off concert. Although it took him three months to get off the wagon, CNN is reporting Rizal finally quit smoking with the help of a 30-day rehabilitation program. Rizal's going to be the flyest peewee Bro in Jakarta rocking his Baggattaway shorts. We look forward to the summer of 2026, when Rizal's formerly invited to BroBible headquarters to test mini-kegs of root beer and write listicles about why you should or shouldn't go to college in a Pacific Rim country.

Hat Tip: Jimmy Traina on Twitter