by Brandon Wenerd on March 21, 2011

Minor historical inaccuracy here: On October 14, 1912, while campaigning for the Bull Moose Party, Roosevelt was shot before a speech in Milwaukee (not during it). The bullet entered his chest after being slowed by both his glasses case and a 50-page copy of the speech in his jacket. Despite some visible bleeding, Roosevelt gave the speech anyway, starting things out like a total boss: “Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

Andrew Jackson and Genghis Khan are also envisioned as being “Historically Hardcore”:

We're not fact-checking that last one…