Weddings are fun and all, but not when they’re your own. Not that I would know, but do you know how much planning goes into a wedding? The food, the venue, the people, buying a big fat frilly dress that you’re only going to wear for one day and then let sit in a box in the back of your closet for the next 50 years until you die…what a waste. Good on this guy for seeing the hell that a wedding would put him through and knockin’ that shit outta bounds before it got out of hand.
