Been Skydiving? If Not, Then This Little Skydiving Dachshund Definitely Has More Balls Than You

Some people shit their pants in fear at just the mere thought of skydiving, but not Riley the Skydiving Dachshund! Nope, Riley just sits there with his tongue floppin’ out of his mouth and jumps outta planes without a fuck in the world given, which is more than can probably be said for you, sitting on a couch watching small dogs do all the skydiving whereas you’re still in your pyjamas.