by J. Camm on May 2, 2014


Every time I see one of these sinkhole stories — EVERY FUCKING TIME — my deranged imagination runs wild and I can’t shake the thought of one opening up under my apartment building in NYC. That would be the shittiest of shit ways to perish. Don’t worry though, I’m not paranoid or anything, I just know the universe wants me dead.

The video of Baltimore’s recent landslide is below and it’s a slow burner; mother earth doesn’t open up and swallow the cars till the end.

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.