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These Siblings Were Arrested For Boning In A Church Parking Lot After Watching ‘The Notebook’

By 08.28.14

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I dunno you, but when I watch The Notebook I sit there and bawl like a little bitch. Everyone’s got their preferences though I suppose. Personally, I can’t get through a viewing of Batman Begins without wanting to hump Christian Bale’s leg for hours on end, so I guess watching a love story about old people with dementia could do it for some very, very strange people.

A brother and sister were arrested this morning in Effingham County and accused of having sex with each other in a tractor trailer parked at a church.

Christopher Buckner, 20, of Guyton, and her brother, Timothy Savoy, 25, of Jackson, Ga., were arrested and charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling, according to Sheriff’s Office spokesman David Ehsanipoor.

The spokesman said deputies answered a call at about 4:30 a.m. about a prowler in the area of Hester Road and Ga. 30.

As deputies were checking the area, they saw a man and woman walking down the road. The male said he was walking the female back to her house.

Deputies determined that the pair were brother and sister and that they had just had sex in a Kenworth tractor trailer, which was parked at Countryside Baptist Church, Ehsanipoor said.

He said they admitted having sex three times after watching the movie, “The Notebook.”

Via Savannah Now

Do you think they moaned romantic movie quotes to each other while they were boning?

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“…and that one common thing was that they were RELATED, and therefore should never have sex with each other. Ever.”

That’s the line they say in the movie, isn’t it?

[H/T Savannah Now and Uproxx]

Rebecca Martinson
About Rebecca Martinson... Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.
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