by J. Camm on July 2, 2014


“God, Guns and Guts made America. Let’s keep all three!” -The unofficial motto of Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado, probably. That’s also the slogan that was on a bumper sticker that was on the loft in my bedroom of my fraternity house. Next to that bumper sticker lived another one that said, “Vaginas are way cool.”

Dead heat as to which one of those was more FRAT.

Anyway, Shooters Grill is a gun-friendly establishment. So much so that its waitstaff is even packing heat at all times. According to the owner, Lauren Boebert, the name isn’t meant to convey that they want patrons coming in an shooting up the place,  ‘We don’t worship guns – we worship Jesus,’ she told 9 News, ‘We’re here to serve people.’ ( I wonder if balloons are banned at Shooters? That could be a gruesome scene if one accidentally popped.)

And serve the people they do, just look at the Uzi Burger below. Such want.





[H/T Daily Mail, Images via Facebook]

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.