Shocking New Marijuana Study Reveals What You’ve Always Feared

Anyone who has ever dipped their toes into the marijuana waters knows there are two thoughts that come to mind as soon as the inhaling is done.

And you definitely won’t like the answers science has for either.

Yes, everyone can tell you’re high and you’ll be stuck like this forever.

Hey, if you can’t trust The Onion, who can you trust?

New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You’re High And You’ll Likely Be Stoned Forever

[The Onion]