Life
by Rebecca Martinson on June 27, 2014

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Let’s recap. There’s a guy wearing swim trunks who’s somehow managed to lasso two great white sharks so that he can ride on their backs while throwing chum (bloody fish parts for those of us who haven’t seen JAWS) in the air. Oh, and there’s a hot mermaid sitting at his feet with 0 fucks to give as more sharks leap through the air behind them. I don’t even watch “Shark Week,” but maybe I’ll actually tune in this year for once after seeing this commercial.

Rebecca Martinson

About Rebecca Martinson...

Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.