You ever wake up from a sexually charged dream and think "God, I hope I wasn't just humping the mattress, because I was getting the fuck after it in that dream. Wow, this is some stiff boner I've got here"? No. No one thinks that? Just me? O.K., well, Sexsomnia is sort of like that, only your body is actually moving and causing you to do sexual things in your sleep and 31-year-old Danish man just got acquitted for molesting two 17-year-old girls because he did so in his sleep and therefore it wasn't his fault.
According to ABC News:
A Danish man has been acquitted of molesting two 17-year-old girls after he was found to suffer from a rare sleep disorder known as "sexsomnia."
The Glostrup court said Wednesday that the man fondled the teenagers while sleeping in his suburban Copenhagen apartment after a party in 2011.
The girls awoke and interrupted the man, and later reported him to police.
But the court cleared the 31-year-old of sex crimes charges, saying medical tests show he suffers from "sexsomnia" in which a person engages in sexual activity while asleep.
I'm sorry, but by 31 you probably already know that sometimes you turn into sleepwalking sexual molester and that you should not have 17-year-olds at your apartment for a fucking sleep over.
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