This Is How It Would Look If Sex Was Like ‘Call Of Duty’

Why isn’t this already a level on Call of Duty? Soldiers need to have sex, too. Takes the edge off from all the enemy slaughtering that’s going on. (Note: I have never played Call of Duty so I’m just blindly guessing that “Sex While On Leave” or “Prostitutes of Random Country” isn’t already a level. If it is, then I apologize.)