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Sex Toy Company Creates Male Vibrator and They’re Hiring One Lucky Dude as Product Tester

By / 07.31.14

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Let me make this easy for you, Hot Octopuss, we have the perfect candidate working right here at BroBible HQ. No, it’s not me — I have a strict “nothing motorized goes near my dick” policy. But David Covucci doesn’t. He’ll stick his peen into just about anything, and your vibrating handjob machine qualifies as “anything.” Just look at his wonderful review of 9 different Japanese sex toys. He truly is the man for this job. So please consider this his formal application. He has no idea I’ve just applied on his behalf, but my gut says that he’ll thank me later.

According to the email I received from HO, thousands of willing dudes have already lined up to be “their guy.” But just in case you want to throw your dick in the ring, here is the actual Job Description from Hot Octopuss Site:

Not getting the buzz you need from your current job role? Feeling un-stimulated? Looking for a job you can grow into? Hot Octopuss has a brand spanking new role that will get you buzzing with excitement…

Hot Octopuss is a British company, sitting at the cutting edge of next generation sex toy design. We develop toys for men, women and couples that are designed to fit in with people’s lifestyles, not just their bedrooms.

Following the success of the world’s first ‘guybrator’, we are on the hunt for our first ever part time Orgasm Engineer to help test our new range of male products.

Successful applicants will be sent prototype sex toys to review on a regular basis and will be required to report back on their sexperiences.

Benefits include being allowed to work whenever the moment takes you, from the comfort of your own home, or anywhere in the world for that matter – maybe just not in public!

We’ll also provide a lifetime supply of tissues to the lucky candidate.


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J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.

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