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by Brandon Wenerd on May 13, 2014

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Before there was Tinder and Bang with Friends , there was AdultFriendFinder, the social network for people who wanted to bang strange on the reg without the sketchiness of Craigslist’s Casual Encounters. Don’t pretend like you don’t know what it is.  Anyway, the founder and CEO of FriendFinder Networks — which also owns Penthouse — is selling his insane 27,000 square-foot Boca Raton house. Like the Playboy Mansion, it has all the bells and whistles you’d expect from an eccentric smut millionaire: Eight bedrooms,  16 baths, a recreation of the starship Enterprise, “Star Trek” memorabilia galore, a ”Call of Duty” room just for FPS gaming, a basketball court, and 2,000-square-foot ballroom turned into the most insane arcade you’ve ever seen. Seriously, this is a gamer’s paradise.

Insane. Absolutely insane. Turns out there’s pretty good money in social networks for casual sex. Here are the pics, via Business Insider:

 

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just-in-case-you-were-worried-about-getting-bored-theres-also-a-room-dedicated-to-playing-call-of-duty

 

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the-lounge-area-looks-like-a-hotel

theres-a-home-gym

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this-living-room-on-the-other-hand-seems-to-be-dedicated-to-mickey

this-fully-stocked-bar-is-great-for-pool-parties

this-2000-square-foot-ballroom-was-converted-into-a-massive-arcade

they-even-put-thousands-of-stars-in-the-ceiling-to-make-it-look-like-the-real-thing

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and-theres-a-basketball-court-thats-great-for-pick-up-games-not-seen-here-is-the-football-field-built-to-50-scale

and-dinner-guests-have-a-variety-of-seats-to-choose-from

 

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.