One day, you and everyone you love will be dead. You can’t escape this fate. Billions have tried and failed. But you can rest easy knowing your time here on Earth will serve a higher purpose.
When you die, some fucking idiot will take a selfie either at your funeral or while en route to it. Or, if you’re lucky enough to enjoy a long and fruitful life, they will do much worse.
Allow me to introduce you to the Selfies at Funerals tumblr. Congratulations. You can never go back to a time in your life when you were blissfully unaware of its existence.
The premise is simple. It’s funeral-related selfies. If you’re sitting there thinking there can’t possibly be enough of these floating around to keep the site stocked, you’re—and excuse the expression here—dead wrong.
There, in all their hashtagged glory, is face after face of well-dressed people who should be grieving instead of indulging in narcissistic social media.
Sure, some of them are legit babes, but that doesn’t exactly overshadow the unavoidable awfulness.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to wander into traffic to give people the opportunity to take more pictures of themselves.