Try Tennessee actually. Knoxville to be exact. At around 3:30 a.m. today, police officers were called to the The Ball Gentleman's Club after a security guard was shot in the knee by a dude wielding a bow and arrow. From WBIR 10:
A security guard at a local strip club was shot with an arrow early Sunday morning.
Powell said the security personnel member was treated on the scene for the minor injury.
Officers were not able to track down the suspect.
With news stories like this, it's the lack of information that makes them so damn compelling. You want to know everything there is to know about the Great Strip Club Arrow War…. Why did a fight break out? When did the patron reach for his bow and arrow? Was the patron Ted Nugent? But that essential information just isn't getting telegraphed in. More, hopefully, to come.