Seattle Dude Pulls Off A Dunk That Was So Elaborate, It Required Police To Cut His Feet Out Of The Net

A Seattle dude who may or may not have been high on bath salts pulled off a dunk that was so impressive, it caused an audience of policemen and fire fighters to congregate on the court.

The man was carrying a hammer (props are key to a good slam) and employed a police officer to climb on a ladder and cut down the net in true national champion fashion. Classic. Innovative.

Seattle Police released a statement that indicated they would not charge the man for feat, sorry *feet, of athleticism.

[H/T NBC News]

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