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How Bad Do You Want To Thrash This Scumbag Who Lured a Squirrel to Edge of Grand Canyon Then Kicked It Off?

By 08.02.14

Look I’m not some bleeding-heart kook who’s going to sit here and lecture you that killing all animals is wrong, but there is a line where torturing an animal solely for your disturbed sense of entertainment is absolutely disgusting. This fuckface crossed the line when he purposely laid out bread crumbs to lure this dumb squirrel to the edge of the Grand Canyon and then hideously kicked the poor creature to it’s imminent and undeserving death.

The footage was captured by Jonathan Hildebrand, another tourist nearby who recorded the brutal punt, and he detailed the maniacal scene:

“I did not realize what was happening until it was too late. I do not know who they are. All I know is that they were French.”

The video has the atrocious soundtrack of Creed’s “Can You Take Me Higher,” which angers me even more for the shit-poor pun, as well as the shit-poor music. I guess karma was busy on this day because all it would have taken was one small pebble for this shit stain to trip on and plummet 6,000 feet.


Paul Sacca
About Paul Sacca... World Renowned Toenail Model | Inventor of the Glory Hole | Shared a Cruller Doughnut with Jonah Hill in 2009 | Buys Porno Magazines in Airports | Voted Most Likely to be Pantsless When Arrested | 10th Member of the Wu-Tang Clan | Probably Slept with your Mother

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