Why roam when you can get it at home, right? In this instance, that isn't exactly a pro-fidelity message. It is, however, Arnold Schwarzenegger's credo when it comes to cheating on his wife and fathering a bastard child with a long-time member of his household staff. Slumming it with servants is sadly the only option for politicians. When you're as recocognizable as the Austrian Oak, or say, President Clinton, you can't take your chances when choosing a side-piece. Keep it in house, and if they open their mouth, you can ruin their career. It's still a sc*mbag move, but prudent nonetheless. 

The best part about this is that Arnold sat on this minor bit of news for over a decade because he didn't want to make any waves while he was governor. What a stand-up guy. Here is what Arnold had to say to The Los Angeles Times:

"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children, and my family. I am truly sorry."