Listen, I’m all about a good April Fools prank. I once had my high school girlfriend call up my mom and tell her she was pregnant. Mom started crying and hyperventilating and it was hilarious. Nothing like a good light-hearted pregnancy scare.
But this, this is crossing the line. This is how school shootings happen. When I bite into an Oreo, I expect to enjoy a sweet cream filling sandwiched between two delicious chocolate wafers. 365 days a year. I’m sure Sage’s children had the same expectation. Oh did I say Sage’s children? I apologize, because now they’re property of the State.
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