I have no doubt in my mind your girl loves her some Sabra Hummus. I sure do. I eat it with some Stacy’s pita chips and some Sriracha sauce as a nice afternoon snack. Pretty healthy, so long as you don’t factor in the side of DEATH that may come with munching on it.
Which is okay. I guess. You should probably tell your girlfriend that one of her favorite foods has been recalled.
But …
You don’t have to. I’m not saying anything. Like, you can just pretend this article never existed. Never saw it. You do read this site in incognito mode, don’t you?
Idiot. Now they can track you. Now you gotta tell her it exists. Now you gotta tell her the Sabra’s got Listeria. From Time:
About 30,000 cases of a popular brand of hummus are being voluntarily recalled due to possible Listeria contamination.
The Sabra Dipping Company is recalling several versions of its Classic Hummus out of fear that it may contain traces of the organism, which can cause high fever, headaches, and nausea to healthy individuals and kill the very young and very old. Pregnant women infected with Listeria are especially at risk as it can lead to miscarriage and stillbirth.
You know that child you aren’t all that thrilled that might be on the way? It is April. Perhaps a Mediterranean tapas picnic is in order. Some olives, some grape leaves, some Sabra.
Don’t do that.