Do you like fishing? Because I don’t. All you do is plant your ass down on a boat and sit there dwiddling your thumbs around while you wait for some dumbass fish to bite your shitty worm bait. You know what I do when I go fishing? I sit on that boat and eat Doritos for 4 hours until I feel like I’m going to puke, then I return to shore fish-less.
Apparently this is not the same process the Russians go through when trying to catch fish.
I want more like this!
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