Russian Teen Hitched Ride On Top Of Metro Train And The Footage Is Awesome But He’s Still An Idiot

This Russian teen hitched a ride on top of a Metro train, and while the footage is amazing, this guy is seven different levels of stupid.

1) You could die
2) You could die shooting a fucking YouTube video
3) You effect the lives of countless people if you die, including the train conductor doing his job and the passengers who have to watch EMT spatula your dumb ass off the train when you die.
4) You made me hate Selfie sticks even more

That’s all I’ve got. I’m sure there are more reasons. I’ll save them for your next stupid idea.

[via Some eCards]

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