I’m trying to figure out why this idiot took 57 minutes to hook up his car to a city bus and then decided to run next to it, instead of… you know… getting in the car and steering the fucking thing away from danger. What was his end game with that strategy, before he was forced to accept the ending that was thrust upon him? Did he think he needed to push that little shit box of car so the bus would be able to tow it? I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU, RUSSIAN MAN!!! But dammit, I respect you. You forged a plan and you stuck to it. In spite of how stupid it was, you never abandoned it.
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