Listen, it's Russia. I know Ovechkin came from there and that Putin likes his wild animals;  everything I else I learn from the movies: they're f*cking nuts. I seriously think there may be no rules over there, like everyone just hits the vodka bottle and balls out of control. This dude took it literally and decided to belly dance on top of some 1970s vehicle. The secret police cops weren't having it. Hit the jump to see the madness (warning: bare male ass is seen).