News Corp. CEO Rupert Murdoch is 82 years old. His face has slowly deteriorated into the shape, form, and texture of an old, trusty nutsack. The kind of nutsack you might see overstaying its welcome at a health club. A well-traveled nutsack.
His now ex-wife is named Wendi Deng. Deng is 44 years old. She has good looks, a Yale MBA, and the mental capacity to marry a guy 38 years her senior. Most importantly, she can throw a Floyd Mayweather-esque right hook.
Murdoch divorced Deng today. To which we say: This was as good as your going to do, buddy.