The internet at large has stumbled upon a rather enlightening piece of paper, uncovered during a raid of a Long Island home alleged to be heavily involved in a herion and prostitution ring.
During a raid on the Long Island home of an alleged pimp, cops recovered a handwritten list of ten management rules to follow when turning women out on the street, investigators report.
In announcing today’s arrest of eight defendants for their alleged roles in a prostitution and heroin ring, Suffolk County prosecutors released a copy of “Rule's 2 Da game of Hoez!!!”
So if U want 2 be a PIMP, follow these rulez and you should be gucci:
1) Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them. (Power is control)
2) Make them understand that you don't need them they need you, they are replaceable. Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.
3) Never let no1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
4) No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don't trust none of them. (Like Scarface, who do I trust?? Me that's who..)
5) Alwayz stay 2 step's ahead of the game you have them playin..
6) Don't let them no all your Plan's. But alwayz try 2 no there's.
7) Make sure you own there mind's, body's, and soul's. (N test it out every often 2 make sure.)
8) Keep your bi[?] on the low as possible when it come's 2 family and hater's. (cause you can't trust none of them)
9) Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on..(Make them tell on each other)
10) Give respect when respect's due..(Follow these rules and you should b gucci.)
To clarify: be a really douchey boss.
[H/T, S/G: The Smoking Gun]