Rowan University Girls Construct Epic Snow Penis That Hopefully Won’t Melt Until June

The massive accumulation of snow blanketing a large portion of the country has some people going bonkers. The hours spent shoveling, staring at snow, and stuck inside the house bored shitless will make a person…horny?

Horny is our best guess to explain this amazingly detailed penis sculpture on the snowy grounds of Rowan University in Glassboro, NJ. The ladies in the photo spent an unbelievable amount of time not only constructing the glorious statue. Look at the details in the veins! All play and no work make the ladies super, super sexed up.

We’re curious though — did the ladies model their work after a photo or did they work just from memory? Maybe they got our Snapchat?

If any of the men of Rowan have a snow vagina we need to see, send it our way. We’re pretty sure the guys will need a photo model. They haven’t seen enough vagina to work from memory.