An unidentified groundskeeper did a really shitty job lining a soccer pitch before a match and we get to enjoy it halfway across the globe. God bless the internet.
After a round of drinking, the chalklayer went full Justin Bieber by taking the scenic route.
The futility of his 18-yard box is matched only by his complete abortion of a goal line.
I do not have any information on the result of this match, or the employment status of our rogue groundskeeper. If there’s any justice in the world, he’s been promoted as high as a Romanian groundskeeper can be promoted.