Robot Blow Job Machines Are Now Available For Pre-Order

Have you ever thought to yourself “If only there was a way for me to jerk off without having to use my hands!” Maybe you’re just a lazy kind of guy, or maybe you don’t have any arms and aren’t flexible enough to suck your own dick. Well everyone in these two very large demographics can finally breathe a sigh of relief because the Autoblow 2 is now available for pre-order.

“’It will be the first electronic stroker (it plugs into the wall), the first stroker to work with 3 sizes of interchangeable sleeves, and the first mechanized male pleasure product built to last for years,’” the press release states. “The motor is rated to last over 500 hours, or for 1500 solo experiences.”

Via Beta Beat

Yep, just plug it in and stick your dick into it for a good time. If you decide to pre-order it you’ll be paying a discounted $129 rather than $150, but let’s be honest. Anyone desperate enough to shell out for a robotic blowjob machine probably won’t give a shit about a $21 difference.

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[H/T BetaBeat]