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by Andy Moore on November 14, 2013

So what would Ford do today? How about this: Today the mayor told a gaggle of reporters gathered outside his office that he rejected a staffer's claims that he told her he'd “eat her pussy,” saying, “I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO EAT AT HOME. Ford was also wearing a Toronto Argonauts jersey, because the mayor of Canada's largest city sometimes opines about cunnilingus while wearing a jersey to work.

Stick around for the reporters' stunned reactions. One man even says, “Why… would you say that?” Ford is literally keeping Canada's print media industry afloat at this point.

Maybe that was his plan all along?

[H/T: Everywhere]