Skateboarder and debatably famous person Rob Drydek is fully committed to satisfying a rather specific late-night craving:
the only beef Rob Dyrdek's got now is in his brand new line of frozen burritos ... and he's marketing them directly to STONERS.
No joke -- the MTV star and his cousin Chris "Drama" Pfaff have spawned a frozen burrito company called Loud Mouth Burritos -- which they claim will "revolutionize the age-old eating experience by combining Mexicana and Americana flavors under the roof of a tortilla."
The "Fantasy Factory" duo is hawking two options for now: Cheeseburger -- stuffed with hamburger meat, cheese, ketchup and mustard ... and Pepperoni Pizza -- with mozzarella, pepperoni and tomato sauce.
Sounds like hot pockets on steroids. Forget being high, college kids will destroy these like no other. Talk about the most glorious pity snack of all-time. Hookup didn't work out like you hoped? Grab a frozen pile of the most wonderful sh*t to ever inhabit a collegiate freezer, pass out in your boxers, and wake up on the couch flanked by five empty Loud Mouth wrappers.
Fittingly, each burrito has 420 calories.