For years now, "Sesame Street" has insiduously indoctrinated our country's youth, teaching them the philosophies of Mao, Lenin, and Marx under the guise of Cookie Monster learning how to share his treats with Grover. While it may have looked harmless, and perhaps even educational to children, have no doubt: The show has been pure, Red evil.

Luckily, the "Daily Show" recognizes these essential facts, and it was there last night to offer some solutions to Big Bird, Snuffleupagus, and the rest of the Bolsheviks that make up that street. NO MORE FOOD STAMPS FOR OSCAR.