Absolute gold from Redditor Schmedditz, who writes: "My uncle submitted photos of himself to a certain ladies magazine in the 70's. This was the reply he received." As if a - 2 rating wasn't bad enough, the backhanded compliment at the end is a nice shot-to-the-heart: "Should the taste of American women ever change so drastically so that bodies such as yours would be appealing and appreciated in our Centerfold, we wil notify you." Ouch. If that's not enough motivation to get your ass to a gym, you're hopeless. 

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