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I Met a Girl In an REI Store, We Exchanged Numbers, And Then She Texted Me This

By / 08.11.14


As an avid outdoorsman I find myself in need of hiking partners. At the suggestion of my friend I decided to post an Okcupid profile looking for friends tailored around my love of hiking. Last week, as I was purchasing a new tent in REI, a woman approached me asked if I was Bread Foster from the OKCupid profile. She had the biggest back I had ever seen. Knowing she could carry a pack, I willingly gave her my number. There wasn’t much flirting, mainly talking about camping. Then I received this:


Needless to say, I no longer have anything up on OKCupid.

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Bread Foster
About Bread Foster... Bread Foster got a degree but rolled a joint with it instead of using it. He's a NYC comedian but a multinational drunk. He enjoys sharing his insanity with the Internet even though it constantly gets him in trouble.

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