Two things you never do in life are wear your pants over your belly button and go topless if your skin has the elasticity of Iggy Pop’s. That’s exactly what this Redneck Bogan (AKA, an Australian/New Zealander with a working class background) did.
Even before he took an industrial air compressor to the face while drinking a beer, this guy’s friend warned him that “Everyone on the internet’s gonna see how high you wear your pants, bloke.” And HOLY SHIT are this man’s pant high as fuck. Like, “I’m hiding a fupa” kind of high. So high, in fact, that between that and his fluttering skin I couldn’t even concentrate on the havoc the air compressor was wreaking on him.
Yep. He went full Iggy Pop. You never go full Iggy Pop.