I can't believe making videos as stupid as Rebecca Black's "Friday" is still a thing. The new worst-video-in-the-world is Alison Gold's video for "Chinese Food." It's by the same guy behind the Rebecca Black song, Patrice Wilson, a producer for Ark Music Factory. The chorus tells you just how mind-numbingly dumb it all is: "I love Chinese food/You know that it's true/I love fried rice, I love noodles/I love chow mein, chow m-m-m-mein."
Make it stop, please, Internet gods. I had a craving for lunch earlier, but now I can never eat General Tsos in peace the same again.