Real-Life Genius Lays Under Passing Train, Continues to Breathe Oxygen

While train-dodging isn’t exactly a new enterprise, you’ve got to wonder what compels a man to lay down on a set of tracks and hope for the best. Is it boredom? Is it stupidity? Is it the unrivaled rush of certain death nipping at your neck? Probably a combination of all these things.

It’s compelling as shit, but we’d rather watch a train-dodge fail because we’re sadistic like that.

[H/T: Neil]